check one OFF the list

last night i didnt have the greatest moment in my life journey. there is this big pile of leaves, sticks, and plant life in my back yard. i thought it would be good to burn it up, since its too much to fit in a trashcan for the garbage men. i doused the pile in gasoline and then got the little grill lighter to light it. little did i know, a giant fireball would erupt and catch me on fire. i jumped out of the fireball into the standard stop, drop, and roll fashion. my ankle and my right hand and arm where not so great. first i lost all the hair on both. second i received real good first degree burns on both. third i received some sweet blisters and peeled skin. and last it felt like i was on fire all night. i was constantly applying aloe and keeping my foot in water. i am cool now, just a bit swollen and blistery. so it leaves me to this conclusion:

i can not be the Human Torch. we can cross another one off the list. if a superhero i am to be (which i pray i will be one day) the Human Torch is not one of them. due to broken bones and cut skin, i am not Superman. due to lack of riches and skill, i am not batman. two big ones still hanging on the tree are Aquaman, which i am still testing, and The Green Arrow.