for some of you who read this blog often, you may remember a earlier post this week. there was a post about a dragon formation i saw in the clouds. you may also remember that i mentioned the fear i felt in that dragon and that something bad was going to happen this week.
well damn you dragon. you have struck and struck hard.
as if the incodent with the fireball was not bad enough, something else happened today.
i was sitting here at my computer at work, as you do, as you do. i was lost in the endless sea of data entry when all of a sudden a little hungry hit me. i remember the secret stash of chocolate chip granola bars i had hidden under my desk and decided to indulge in some granola goodness. because i am so good at my job i am able to multi task. for instance, i can open a granola bar package and commence to eat it without taking my eyes off my computer screen. its a talent.
so i do this.
i take a bite.
mmmmmm.....
i take another bite.
yummmmmmmmmmm......
i take another bite.
super!!!
by this time most of the granola bar was working its way through my digestive system. when out of nowhere a sudden movement caught my eye. i look down on my desk and realize there are about 3 ants that had fallen onto my desk. i then look at my granola bar and realize that it is covered with ants. then i realize that i have eaten three bites of ant covered granola.
needless to say, i did not finish my treat.
here is a quick rendering of what i saw:

yeah. let this be a lesson, do not look to the skies for good fortune. it only ends in pain.

1 comments:
Juztin:
Two responses: One-at least your immune system is working well with additional ANTibodies. Or, TWO: Oh my God. You'd better take some ANTibiotics. Perhaps you could skip work tomorrow, you know like a truANT. Perhaps stay home using some comp time and work on your art, coloring with crayANTS. You have had some giANT news this week. Thanks for all the material to work with on these comments. I hope you have a good weekend, maybe you could go to an elegANT restaurANT or do something else importANT. Perhaps combine your two blog posts like
the recent FIRE-ANTs scare in the south? So, joining you in looking towards independANTS day, July 4, I am sincerely yours, YOUR RODNEY (sorry to bug you).
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